Dear Female Gamer Conscience Collective

January 27, 2013 03:41AM
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I’ve always tried to respect you and to make you feel comfortable but it’s hard to do so while denying I’m attracted to you. It’s a huge downer when you start flirting with me yet when I flirt back you go all silent on me and I don’t hear from you for a few months. What’s up with that? Am I really that intimidating? It’s not as if any of my cheesy come-on lines have went beyond PG-13 banter. (There have been rare exceptions but I only upped the raciness when you upped the raciness first.)
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Dear Female Gamer Conscience Collective

kthor January 27, 2013 03:41AM

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

linnjob January 27, 2013 04:12AM

its'

linnjob January 27, 2013 04:15AM

May haps!

linnjob January 27, 2013 04:16AM

and i hadn't even gotten to the comments yet

linnjob January 27, 2013 04:20AM

oh god

linnjob January 27, 2013 04:25AM

man, maybe one day i could have a Fart Queen of my own

JSP January 27, 2013 08:00AM

It's this kind of guy that's shifting the Japanese opinion of us from Guile to Rufus.

John Holmes Boxxyfucker January 27, 2013 08:14AM

in america the women act too much like men

JimL2 February 06, 2013 06:18PM

um

linnjob January 27, 2013 04:29AM

More like arm fudge

railgun January 27, 2013 07:26AM

Arm taffy.

John Holmes Boxxyfucker January 27, 2013 07:54AM

sugar daddys

FMA January 27, 2013 07:55AM

Re: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Xiphias January 28, 2013 09:27AM

the sad truth

FMA January 27, 2013 07:34AM

I stopped at "Meh!"

phalsebob January 27, 2013 07:53AM

i am so in agreement with you

linnjob January 27, 2013 06:13PM

Whether "meh" irritates me is context-dependent but there are so many other things about this guy to focus on that "meh" kind of slippied under the radar

Polygon Pony January 27, 2013 06:24PM

but it exactly moments like these that make us hate "meh" in all its forms

Xiphias January 28, 2013 09:28AM

I can't read this.

John Holmes Boxxyfucker January 27, 2013 08:03AM

"You have your 50 shades of grey Twilight-fan fiction and I have my hentai porn collection."

ygurts January 27, 2013 08:44AM

WHAT A WILD DUET!

mobius January 27, 2013 02:20PM

I realize poetic uncle-Jim radical feminist prose could get me in your pants much quicker but how satisfying would that be for either of us if I was role-playing as someone I’m not?

ygurts January 27, 2013 08:46AM

Best guess?

railgun January 27, 2013 09:21AM

Re: Best guess?

ygurts January 27, 2013 09:25AM

Re: Best guess?

iamdamosuzuki January 27, 2013 10:54AM

when uncle jim's not at the worm farm, he's pumping serious iron

Xiphias January 28, 2013 09:29AM

I dunno, I thought it may be like Uncle Tom but for people worried about misandry?

eSRA January 27, 2013 12:36PM

I'm pretty sure that's what it is...but why Uncle Jim?

seudonimo January 27, 2013 12:40PM

Maybe it's a reference to the Countee Cullen poem?

gauchomarx January 28, 2013 09:39AM

No, that's exactly the kind of racist, appropriative neologism I'd expect gamers to come up with.

BA January 27, 2013 12:40PM

Is it possible he just meant to say "uncle tom" but got the name wrong?

Xiphias January 28, 2013 09:30AM

I'm going with this.

eSRA January 29, 2013 10:12AM

"May haps then everyone will be forced to stop bitching about “sexism” and “misogyny” on an international level!"

ygurts January 27, 2013 08:48AM

"My Clubs: BREASTS: Blessing or Curse, 23 members, Girls say they want bigger breasts. But is bigger always better?"

ygurts January 27, 2013 08:53AM

Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemales

MAGICAL MAN January 27, 2013 08:53AM

Sure, “gamer guys” make great arm candy

fartman January 27, 2013 08:59AM

I imagine that living with that guy would be like being in hell.

FMonk January 27, 2013 02:17PM

Re: Sure, “gamer guys” make great arm candy

MaulLove January 27, 2013 06:38PM

fire walk with me

Keefu January 27, 2013 08:44PM

:D

Xiphias January 28, 2013 09:31AM

I wonder what Broken H stands for.

vvp January 27, 2013 11:28AM

I believe you should get yourself an account there as a girl gamer and find out!

ygurts January 27, 2013 12:11PM

You really need to make your way to Japan. A whole lot less feminism and a lot more fucking over here.

Keefu January 27, 2013 01:20PM

I feel as though I could make a ton of money off guys like this but I don't know how to go about it...

Bocephus Felix Pius Maximus Invictus January 27, 2013 03:16PM

A snack cake with a soft fuckable center?

ygurts January 27, 2013 03:34PM

doritos-flavored fleshlight

FMA January 27, 2013 03:35PM

Keep going guys, this is how you can repay your white privilege

Bocephus Felix Pius Maximus Invictus January 27, 2013 03:36PM

Mt Dew Code Red bottle that tells you you dont need those bitches anyway with each swig

ygurts January 27, 2013 04:16PM

guns, depressing video games, and no access to anti-depressants

linnjob January 27, 2013 06:29PM

Two words: Gamer Grub

mobius January 27, 2013 06:39PM

Yeah, meat, (colorless - this is important!) starch, bland sauce

Polygon Pony January 27, 2013 06:50PM

I would recommend some sort of commoditized tonkatsu curry since you are basically dealing with a fried pork product and then there is the Japan association with those goddamn weeaboos will eat right up

Polygon Pony January 27, 2013 06:54PM

Someday we will eradicate Gamer Grub like we have the Guinea Worm

railgun January 27, 2013 06:51PM

Re: Two words: Gamer Grub

vvp January 27, 2013 07:01PM

executing a whole command and filling out an order form?

mobius January 27, 2013 07:09PM

"I don’t have enough sexual experience to gallivant around town under the flag I’ve made all my lovers orgasm."

jenesaisquoi January 27, 2013 03:31PM

dear female gamer conscience collective:

jenesaisquoi January 27, 2013 03:35PM

dear female gamer conscience collective:

jenesaisquoi January 27, 2013 03:44PM

comments :(

ron January 28, 2013 09:11AM

Re: Dear Female Gamer Conscience Collective

BrokenH February 06, 2013 02:13PM

I bet he'd come here and throw a fit if he could read our comments about him!

Xiphias February 06, 2013 02:20PM

oh cool I wasn't expecting you to show up. I have some questons!

nocash February 06, 2013 02:21PM

Re: oh cool I wasn't expecting you to show up. I have some questons!

Bocephus Felix Pius Maximus Invictus February 06, 2013 02:30PM

But what do you think of Tig Notaro?

John Holmes Boxxyfucker February 06, 2013 02:22PM

This is just gonna end up breaking my heart when it turns out to be suedo doing a thing

vvp February 06, 2013 02:26PM

Re: This is just gonna end up breaking my heart when it turns out to be suedo doing a thing

Duke of the Bump February 06, 2013 02:30PM

but christmas isn't for another 10 months :(

vvp February 06, 2013 02:31PM

Happy Valentine's Day, vvp.

John Holmes Boxxyfucker February 06, 2013 02:34PM

great now all the new shitbirds will be real new shitbirds

yrmom February 06, 2013 04:33PM

Yeah, but is it really that far fetched that I might actually have made hundreds of shitty misogynistic blog posts on a video game site as part of a troll?

seudonimo February 06, 2013 08:40PM

Might be ROUS.

John Holmes Boxxyfucker February 06, 2013 02:32PM

Why are you such a pussy bro? Women are to be fucked, not worried about

Bocephus Felix Pius Maximus Invictus February 06, 2013 02:31PM

yo dawg, I drew better sexy elves than you when I was 11 (nt)

balistic February 06, 2013 02:37PM

Welcome to the Chunderdome

Justice Scalia February 06, 2013 03:43PM


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