Dear Female Gamer Conscience Collective

kthor

January 27, 2013 03:41AM

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I’ve always tried to respect you and to make you feel comfortable but it’s hard to do so while denying I’m attracted to you. It’s a huge downer when you start flirting with me yet when I flirt back you go all silent on me and I don’t hear from you for a few months. What’s up with that? Am I really that intimidating? It’s not as if any of my cheesy come-on lines have went beyond PG-13 banter. (There have been rare exceptions but I only upped the raciness when you upped the raciness first.)

(Posted to the front page on 2013-01-27 03:41:24)

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Dear Female Gamer Conscience Collective	kthor	January 27, 2013 03:41AM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha	linnjob	January 27, 2013 04:12AM
its'	linnjob	January 27, 2013 04:15AM
May haps!	linnjob	January 27, 2013 04:16AM
and i hadn't even gotten to the comments yet	linnjob	January 27, 2013 04:20AM
oh god	linnjob	January 27, 2013 04:25AM
man, maybe one day i could have a Fart Queen of my own	JSP	January 27, 2013 08:00AM
It's this kind of guy that's shifting the Japanese opinion of us from Guile to Rufus.	John Holmes Boxxyfucker	January 27, 2013 08:14AM
in america the women act too much like men	JimL2	February 06, 2013 06:18PM
um	linnjob	January 27, 2013 04:29AM
More like arm fudge	railgun	January 27, 2013 07:26AM
Arm taffy.	John Holmes Boxxyfucker	January 27, 2013 07:54AM
sugar daddys	FMA	January 27, 2013 07:55AM
Re: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha	Xiphias	January 28, 2013 09:27AM
the sad truth	FMA	January 27, 2013 07:34AM
I stopped at "Meh!"	phalsebob	January 27, 2013 07:53AM
i am so in agreement with you	linnjob	January 27, 2013 06:13PM
Whether "meh" irritates me is context-dependent but there are so many other things about this guy to focus on that "meh" kind of slippied under the radar	Polygon Pony	January 27, 2013 06:24PM
but it exactly moments like these that make us hate "meh" in all its forms	Xiphias	January 28, 2013 09:28AM
I can't read this.	John Holmes Boxxyfucker	January 27, 2013 08:03AM
"You have your 50 shades of grey Twilight-fan fiction and I have my hentai porn collection."	ygurts	January 27, 2013 08:44AM
WHAT A WILD DUET!	mobius	January 27, 2013 02:20PM
I realize poetic uncle-Jim radical feminist prose could get me in your pants much quicker but how satisfying would that be for either of us if I was role-playing as someone I’m not?	ygurts	January 27, 2013 08:46AM
Best guess?	railgun	January 27, 2013 09:21AM
Re: Best guess?	ygurts	January 27, 2013 09:25AM
Re: Best guess?	iamdamosuzuki	January 27, 2013 10:54AM
when uncle jim's not at the worm farm, he's pumping serious iron	Xiphias	January 28, 2013 09:29AM
I dunno, I thought it may be like Uncle Tom but for people worried about misandry?	eSRA	January 27, 2013 12:36PM
I'm pretty sure that's what it is...but why Uncle Jim?	seudonimo	January 27, 2013 12:40PM
Maybe it's a reference to the Countee Cullen poem?	gauchomarx	January 28, 2013 09:39AM
No, that's exactly the kind of racist, appropriative neologism I'd expect gamers to come up with.	BA	January 27, 2013 12:40PM
Is it possible he just meant to say "uncle tom" but got the name wrong?	Xiphias	January 28, 2013 09:30AM
I'm going with this.	eSRA	January 29, 2013 10:12AM
"May haps then everyone will be forced to stop bitching about “sexism” and “misogyny” on an international level!"	ygurts	January 27, 2013 08:48AM
"My Clubs: BREASTS: Blessing or Curse, 23 members, Girls say they want bigger breasts. But is bigger always better?"	ygurts	January 27, 2013 08:53AM
Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemales	MAGICAL MAN	January 27, 2013 08:53AM
Sure, “gamer guys” make great arm candy	fartman	January 27, 2013 08:59AM
I imagine that living with that guy would be like being in hell.	FMonk	January 27, 2013 02:17PM
Re: Sure, “gamer guys” make great arm candy	MaulLove	January 27, 2013 06:38PM
fire walk with me	Keefu	January 27, 2013 08:44PM
:D	Xiphias	January 28, 2013 09:31AM
I wonder what Broken H stands for.	vvp	January 27, 2013 11:28AM
I believe you should get yourself an account there as a girl gamer and find out!	ygurts	January 27, 2013 12:11PM
You really need to make your way to Japan. A whole lot less feminism and a lot more fucking over here.	Keefu	January 27, 2013 01:20PM
I feel as though I could make a ton of money off guys like this but I don't know how to go about it...	Bocephus Felix Pius Maximus Invictus	January 27, 2013 03:16PM
A snack cake with a soft fuckable center?	ygurts	January 27, 2013 03:34PM
doritos-flavored fleshlight	FMA	January 27, 2013 03:35PM
Keep going guys, this is how you can repay your white privilege	Bocephus Felix Pius Maximus Invictus	January 27, 2013 03:36PM
Mt Dew Code Red bottle that tells you you dont need those bitches anyway with each swig	ygurts	January 27, 2013 04:16PM
guns, depressing video games, and no access to anti-depressants	linnjob	January 27, 2013 06:29PM
Two words: Gamer Grub	mobius	January 27, 2013 06:39PM
Yeah, meat, (colorless - this is important!) starch, bland sauce	Polygon Pony	January 27, 2013 06:50PM
I would recommend some sort of commoditized tonkatsu curry since you are basically dealing with a fried pork product and then there is the Japan association with those goddamn weeaboos will eat right up	Polygon Pony	January 27, 2013 06:54PM
Someday we will eradicate Gamer Grub like we have the Guinea Worm	railgun	January 27, 2013 06:51PM
Re: Two words: Gamer Grub	vvp	January 27, 2013 07:01PM
executing a whole command and filling out an order form?	mobius	January 27, 2013 07:09PM
"I don’t have enough sexual experience to gallivant around town under the flag I’ve made all my lovers orgasm."	jenesaisquoi	January 27, 2013 03:31PM
dear female gamer conscience collective:	jenesaisquoi	January 27, 2013 03:35PM
dear female gamer conscience collective:	jenesaisquoi	January 27, 2013 03:44PM
comments :(	ron	January 28, 2013 09:11AM
Re: Dear Female Gamer Conscience Collective	BrokenH	February 06, 2013 02:13PM
I bet he'd come here and throw a fit if he could read our comments about him!	Xiphias	February 06, 2013 02:20PM
oh cool I wasn't expecting you to show up. I have some questons!	nocash	February 06, 2013 02:21PM
Re: oh cool I wasn't expecting you to show up. I have some questons!	Bocephus Felix Pius Maximus Invictus	February 06, 2013 02:30PM
But what do you think of Tig Notaro?	John Holmes Boxxyfucker	February 06, 2013 02:22PM
This is just gonna end up breaking my heart when it turns out to be suedo doing a thing	vvp	February 06, 2013 02:26PM
Re: This is just gonna end up breaking my heart when it turns out to be suedo doing a thing	Duke of the Bump	February 06, 2013 02:30PM
but christmas isn't for another 10 months :(	vvp	February 06, 2013 02:31PM
Happy Valentine's Day, vvp.	John Holmes Boxxyfucker	February 06, 2013 02:34PM
great now all the new shitbirds will be real new shitbirds	yrmom	February 06, 2013 04:33PM
Yeah, but is it really that far fetched that I might actually have made hundreds of shitty misogynistic blog posts on a video game site as part of a troll?	seudonimo	February 06, 2013 08:40PM
Might be ROUS.	John Holmes Boxxyfucker	February 06, 2013 02:32PM
Why are you such a pussy bro? Women are to be fucked, not worried about	Bocephus Felix Pius Maximus Invictus	February 06, 2013 02:31PM
yo dawg, I drew better sexy elves than you when I was 11 (nt)	balistic	February 06, 2013 02:37PM
Welcome to the Chunderdome	Justice Scalia	February 06, 2013 03:43PM